wassup buddy? can I get my freak’n tie back? my lord. u’ve had it for over a month now. ooo lemme guess…..it’s been sitt’n in ur closet like u own it eh? figures. I’m sorry ppl but the other day I was forced to look up the word ‘borrow’. and it def said “wit the [...]

Ima set the scene for u. it’s been a long day. me n my hunny bunches of oates just had dinner. lil smooch. bam. time for bed. I caught a glimpes of that apple bottom when she bent over earlier so u kno I’m feel’n ready. ya. ready. wam. hop in the bed. just wait’n. [...]

Man Ur UGLY!. Ya I said it. Sometimes it needs to be said. Put that ugly duckling in his/her place. I’m here to rant. excuse Mcfly for a second. Lemme loosen up my tie. slapaduck is alive. iight. U R UGLY! Yes u hater, but then again, of course ura hater. Because ur ugly! (man [...]