Ya I said it. Sometimes it needs to be said. Put that ugly duckling in his/her place. I’m here to rant. excuse Mcfly for a second. Lemme loosen up my tie. slapaduck is alive. iight. U R UGLY! Yes u hater, but then again, of course ura hater. Because ur ugly! (man I’m on a roll). Did yall kno that 1 outta 2 ugly ppl r haters? I made that up but it has to be somethin around that. I can’t stand ugly ppl hang’n around us regular/hot/gorgeous ppl. (I fall into one of those adjectives.) Lemme give u some thoughts on how ugly beings have been kill’n ur chances of score’n that drunken hot dood/doodette. walk wit me. Maybe fact 1. behind every hot person there is a less hot friend. Understand they may not be ugly, but clearly they aren’t hotter then their “bestie”. (can’t believe I typed that). maybe fact 2. That less attractive friend is there mainly because he/she needs far less attention then the hotter person. u stay’n wit me right? lastly. maybe fact 3. Your best bet is to befriend that sideMUTT, because 9 times outta 10 if the ugly bird isn’t down…neither is the hot one. sad I kno. but this rant has no moral. besides the fact that if ur ugly, stay in ur lane per say. Allow those hot friends to buss it up wit their own kind. Remember there is someone ugly in this world for hater. Now u can say wat u want about this rant. Hell u could disagree. say “McFly, ur not so hot urself.” and I say to u….”must be that ugly friend I was rant’n about.” swoosh!
You kno I love u right. You had my child. I mean you wake up and take care of him/her everyday and u do a pretty good job. I mean I can’t complain. fuck that! Yes I can. Woman why are you so damn crazy? I’ve lost count of how many times you have added the child support, only to take it off, and then turn that shit back on again. or how u only let me see my kid when u kno I’m not date’n anyone. OR how u messaged all the girls on my facebook and told’em I have a nice size dick but I can’t kiss. (PAUSE). ahahha. that one is classic. Woman read this letter and take heed. ur my bm for a reason. but just because u had my kid doesn’t mean ur obligated to make my life hell. We should be a team. Work’n as a Coach and General Manager. Teacher and Principal. President and Vice President. Not work’n against each other like Terrell Owens and Donovan Mcnabb. Ike and Tina Turner. South Park and Celebrities. Lil Wayne and condoms. (PAUSE). Gucci Mane and chapstick. (I could truely go all day. sorry.) I’m just say’n. I kno there is emotions + bitterness x anger = hell on earth. but come on. stop wit the childishness. Let’s raise this kid to kno even thru differences two ppl can come together and do the right thing.
love, baby daddy #2
P.S. “key’n my car is sooo 1999 ish of u. step ur game up. gosh.”
“Ol Let Do It” Seems to be the phrase everyone use for the moment, Which is perfectly fine depending on what you’re doing. The Kollectiv is still moving like a snail & the main issue is ME! Yes as the face of the movement I have yet to do things I’ve promised myself and others. Let me take time out to say “I never realized how many people enjoy my wack podcasts, I swear they’re looking for more I need to step it up”. I have yet really do anything this year so far and we’re about to be 5 months in. Instead of looking at everything like its just going to happen on its own, Let me GRIND for it. Neek is still doing the school thing, shes such a pretty breath of fresh air anytime she calls (Yes the bond is still strong). Marty is still Marty, he actually keeps the blog popping and its more to come from him. We’re working on something new which might really pop off for us (PAUSE). We’re about to start doing a friendly competition with this blog thing to see who comes up with the best ideas. TRiL is almost done with his Album (It’s About Time) it will be on the site for people to download, we will push the hell out of the album. Rodbody & I are shooting music videos & will start LSDtv this weekend at the Mayweather vs Mosely fight party. We’ve been working on that every weekend and ideas are really forming and things are really happening with that. Now I have been grinding on twitter.com and im finally at 1,000 followers without using trending topics. Which is very hard to do. I promised myself to put this company on the map if thats the last thing I do before I die. LETS GO!
The day the whole world inhaled, four twenty. To some a crutch, to others like myself a lifestyle. As the world turns and billions of billions of dollars is spent to ban this plant of existance. I use this day, April 20th to reflect, enjoy and unite with others. I know, I know it may sound corny but there’s no higher bond. I’m not quite sure how the whole 420 thing got so big over the years but I will say that I’m glad the group of stoners got together at the Louis Pasteur Statue at 4:20 to make this day possible. I will not say that I am in fact a true “stoner” because I havent taken time to actually study the culture. I know a lot of people will read this and say, “you’re putting too much thought into marijuana, just smoke and live.” Well I understand but I feel everyone should have a true understanding of what they’re taking in.. GOOD or BAD. I say Thank GOD, for marijuana for being put here for medicial or recreational use. To the new marijuana smokers who do it to be cool, its just not for you. I understand some of us are proud to be marijuana smokers, but its a gift and a curse to doing it. They say that there’s no HOPE in DOPE, well there’s no HOPE in the government or liquor but they both kill people everyday but I won’t get into none of that. Hopefully they will get the picture soon. I kept it short and sweet so Y’all could enjoy the day. So if today is special to you, be responsible and get lifted.
“Nooo Woman Nooo Cry!”. Great man. RIP Bob Marley. Now roll up, but allow me to write about the lovely plant that grows in the earth. The green that can take you from ground level to Weezy F Baby high. The herb that can take u from nerdy Screech to Smokey! Smokey! is that u? (great movie b.) Ok at first I was gonna go on a big rant about how I quit smoke’n. Well not quit, but stopped for “awhile”. But instead Ima hit y’all wit the top 3 ppl I think SHOULD smoke on 4/20. Let’s start off wit “save africa” Bono. Hey Bono. I kno wat ur tryna do pal, save some black kids. Maybe just maybe we will give u a G pass. Give u the ok to marry a black chick, nice try buddy. Go ahead n roll up mellow out alil. Jeez! All ur save the world songs r gett’n boring smoke a L and sing about wat u really got. Jungle Fever! smoke some of that home grown that Africa has to offer. (love my white ppl though.) That brings me to good ol and I mean old Larry King. I mean supermodels, famous artists, maybe a nanny or two. You get it in grandpop but 7 wives? and 5 kids? AND ur 74 but look close to 93 and a half? smoke one homie. I’m think’n u have 99 problems and females r ALL of them. Some kush will put ur mind at ease. So instead of marry’n them, u’ll just cuff 6 of them. Shoutout to Hugh Hef. but last and certainly not least. Steadman Winfrey. You my friend need the biggest blunt of sour d that the weed man has to offer. Spiritual union wit Oprah? Come on Stead! smoke a L and tell her it’s do or literally die. She has been string’n u along for YEARS! it’s not even a money thing either cus ur doin well for urself just not any where near as well as her. But still chief this blunt my money whipp’d friend. I’ve lost count of how many times some serious words have come from my high mind. so that concludes my top 3. I’m sure u all have ur 3. but get ur own blog. and smoke one for me. weed free for 2 months! I’m gonna live!! enjoy potheads. ”
When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.” – Bob Marley /
“I’m the one that has to die when it’s time for me to die, So let me live my life, the way I want to” – Jimi Hendrix
I van tu suck yer blood. Do vampires have spell check? weird. From true blood to vampire diaries. Let’s take it back. shall we? Buffy the vampire slayer or even the spin-off show Angel. Of course the new world wide craze for twilight. Jacob vs Edward. Yeah those guys own ur 16 yr old daughter’s heart. and veins. Depending on how good ur imagination is. It seems as though vampires have us captivated, but along wit them comes demons, spirits, and other demonic creatures and beliefs. Is this really the type of entertainment we wanna pass our time with? I take it for wat it is. but I can also understand y things like this can be taken to the next level. ie ppl really believe’n vampires and all of these underworld creatures should be worshipped. Their love for these fictional characters becomes somethin much more then a pass time. It’s hard to watch these shows n still be heavy in the church game if u kno wat I mean. entertainment is still entertainment. As these shows push the envelope more n more we r gonna find more “series groupies.” Make’n these shows their top priorty. sad. I kno. just remember people. these shows won’t last forever. unless the show is the simpsons. which should have call’d it quits once family guy came along. justsayin.
“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.” ― Homer Simpson
Sorry about the title. I couldn’t help myself. Ima start off by say’n Ima average height male, who is also thin wit muscle tone. Yes muscle tone. So I find it fairly weird that a pleasant size woman would want to “holla holla”. Down right appaul’n. So I decided to dig deeper and really think about it. Excuse my ignorance but my first thought was that u rounder woman see us “weight challenged” males as a project. A project to make us, well, rounder. Maybe deep down inside the object of “the game” (for a lack of better words) is to fatten us up? but then again that can’t be it. Most of us “slim trim” brothas eat like sumo wrestlers and can’t gain weight. It’s that good ol’ metablism. Allows us to eat four plates at home town buffet and still weigh the same amount that we did when we was 14. freak’n awesome. but that kill’d my theory. So i’m stuck. I cannot figure out the physical attraction between ppl that are on total opposite sides of the table. different plate sizes. supersize and happy meal. I could go all day but Ima stop. This entry isn’t to say or show my dislike for woman of size. All woman r beautiful no matter their size. I’m just one of those curious, mind wounder’n, outta the box thinkers. it’s all love though.
“I’ve been skinny, it’s fuckin boring.” – Kate Winslet.
As the rap game changes TRiL feels no need to adapt. After dropping his first group album “Starting Off Ill” with Rapper/Gaming Editor Agony (A.B Fraiser) of http://thekoalition.com he took a two year break from rap not just to perfect his craft but to live. The NJ based artist started rapping at the age of 15 influenced mainly by DMX, Redman &Wu-Tang. He’s now working alongside with Producer and long time friend FHeatBeats to restore feeling into NJ Hip Hop. FHeatBeats is a witty producer also from NJ who created a new sound that steers away from tacky simple outdated sample formats. His complex beats and gritty melody is not at all for people with dull ears. It’s About Time will set a higher standard for underground NJ music and artist will be forced to either hang it up or find a plan B.
Rapper TRiL speaking on his upcoming project with producer FHeatBeats entitled “It’s About Time” dropping in 2010, the state of Jersey hip hop and much more. Stay tuned.
“Don’t ever fix your lips like collagen, then say something where you gone end up apolog’n”. Ahhhh, I feel so alive.. like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders. I promised myself that I will never be broke again. I own the biggest broom and one of the biggest rug so when I meet a problem, issue or any task that I can’t fix I start sweeping. No one told me that one day all these issues will build up and that big rug you purchased will start to shrink. Do You Take Me Seriously? Be Honest! I’ve allowed myself to fall deep but have yet to stand up. I forgot what “not giving a fuck” feels like. I need to restore the feeling. I have dreams & goals to chase. I have money & respect to earn. PROGRESS will be made even if I have to cut the world off lock myself in a room and speak life into my MICROPHONE! No Bitch, I’m no rapper nor am I a R&B singer my talent is talking shit, the truth & pure random ignorance. I hope to make the world cringe everytime my microphone is on. I hope to bring LIFE into this profession. My new plan is to find the perfect team, a “Kollectiv” that plans to go hard everytime they have the chance to. Everything I say will happen will happen, EVERYTHING!
the moon is full. and so is ur belly. full of henny and pespi one. ya. gross mixture. I kno. of course u and ur bestest opposite sex friend are gonna make-out. not only is this upcome’n make-out session a horrible idea. but this tongue to tongue action is goin to bring ur once great friendship to the end of the rode. boys ii men style. and I have 2 reasons why. #1. mix’d signals. ok to start there was already attraction there. just never act’d on it right? ya. a good percentage of males won’t befriend a girl they aren’t attract’d to or wouldn’t be wit themselves. woman on the other hand can and will be friends wit a swaggerless male but only because she knows she won’t hit on. (believe it or not some woman like breaks from the constant “can I get ur # ma”). wit all that understood, kiss’n on someone u already have a emotionally attachment wit, can and will lead to someone want’n more then the kiss after the drunken night is over. ie: another kiss, sex, or even to date one another. if those feelings aren’t felt from both parties the end is near. or much closer then u think. Second and last point. it’s simple. Friendship. yep friendship. it’s so hard to find opposite sex friendship. they give u that other perspective. that much need’d point of view from their previous experiences. very necessary. understand’n the liquor has cloud’d ur judgement, clear it up by call’n ur ex instead of ruin’n a good thing. “Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.”