wassup buddy? can I get my freak’n tie back? my lord. u’ve had it for over a month now. ooo lemme guess…..it’s been sitt’n in ur closet like u own it eh? figures. I’m sorry ppl but the other day I was forced to look up the word ‘borrow’. and it def said “wit the [...]

this Kobe guy is so easy to hate. forget his ridiculous stat sheet, he’s a asshole from bball hell. I freak’n hate the guy. he’s a cheating, arrogant, self-center’d prick. and we all know this because……well to be honest we don’t him personally at all. the phrase “I hate u” has to be the new [...]

Ima set the scene for u. it’s been a long day. me n my hunny bunches of oates just had dinner. lil smooch. bam. time for bed. I caught a glimpes of that apple bottom when she bent over earlier so u kno I’m feel’n ready. ya. ready. wam. hop in the bed. just wait’n. [...]

go ahead. make a ASS of urself woman. sorry ladies. but I gotta serve u unreal, plastic body, fake barbies a hot one real quick. and ima try reaaaaal hard not to make this a rant. pause. haha. now I’m not bein a huge body lover, but I can appreciate a ooo so nice, apple [...]

Dear BM, You kno I love u right. You had my child. I mean you wake up and take care of him/her everyday and u do a pretty good job. I mean I can’t complain. fuck that! Yes I can. Woman why are you so damn crazy? I’ve lost count of how many times you have added the child support, only [...]

“Nooo Woman Nooo Cry!”. Great man. RIP Bob Marley. Now roll up, but allow me to write about the lovely plant that grows in the earth. The green that can take you from ground level to Weezy F Baby high. The herb that can take u from nerdy Screech to Smokey! Smokey! is that u? (great movie [...]

I van tu suck yer blood. Do vampires have spell check? weird. From true blood to vampire diaries. Let’s take it back. shall we? Buffy the vampire slayer or even the spin-off show Angel. Of course the new world wide craze for twilight. Jacob vs Edward. Yeah those guys own ur 16 yr old daughter’s heart. [...]

Sorry about the title. I couldn’t help myself. Ima start off by say’n Ima average height male, who is also thin wit muscle tone. Yes muscle tone. So I find it fairly weird that a pleasant size woman would want to “holla holla”. Down right appaul’n. So I decided to dig deeper and really think [...]

the moon is full. and so is ur belly. full of henny and pespi one. ya. gross mixture. I kno. of course u and ur bestest opposite sex friend are gonna make-out. not only is this upcome’n make-out session a horrible idea. but this tongue to tongue action is goin to bring ur once great [...]

 Heaven or Hell? Club or Netflix? deciding is so hard now and days. At first u don’t wanna seem like a party animal, but in the same sense how are you going to find that lovely drunk one night stand that our inner hornball craves? Ok fine! Maybe that’s just for me and most males. but u get my [...]