wassup buddy? can I get my freak’n tie back? my lord. u’ve had it for over a month now. ooo lemme guess…..it’s been sitt’n in ur closet like u own it eh? figures. I’m sorry ppl but the other day I was forced to look up the word ‘borrow’. and it def said “wit the intention to return”. intention? bruhman u had BETTER return my shit! listen, I truely don’t want it the same day I lent it to u. truthfully speak’n, u can HOLD it for atleast a week in my book. but here r a few things that I don’t wanna see happen’n wit my stuff. A. DON’T let me see that u have lent it out to someone else. ie ur cousin,friend, etc. something lent can’t be RE-lent. that’s like…ghetto. and B. please DON’T wear my shit out. once is enough. I kno u borrow’d it because it’s cool and all but one n done is the rule. return’n my stuff all beat up will get u BEAT UP. listen we all have alil bruhman in us. pause. mainly because we truely can’t ever have everything we want. but holding on to borrow’d items will only get u taken off the “can borrow” list. and slapp’d. semi hard. so bruhman keep my tie. those stains aren’t gonna come out. that church chicken is greasy huh? sigh.

ps “hey Martin, just came to borrow some toilet paper. had to take a shit. coo right? (insert bruhman head nod) CLASSIC!