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Ima set the scene for u. it’s been a long day. me n my hunny bunches of oates just had dinner. lil smooch. bam. time for bed. I caught a glimpes of that apple bottom when she bent over earlier so u kno I’m feel’n ready. ya. ready. wam. hop in the bed. just wait’n. and then……she comes out….wit that god damn head wrap on! WTF! hey ladies, if u wanna kill the mood wit ur man/husband/boo thang. come outta the bathroom wit that damn doobee on. and watch how un-frisky that nigga becomes. just saying. I grew up wit 3 sisters and my mom. and around the 9:30 mark every night they all huddled in the bathroom wit the brush and wrapped their hair. in the begin’n I thought it was just a “my family” thing. boy was I wrong. shit is international. minus Africa. no offense but I watch national geographic. ain’t no way they wrap’n their scalp up. back to the point. the dewbee has to be a woman’s way of say’n “not tonight nigga.” don’t get me wrong though. I get the whole, gotta keep ur hair nice thing. understood. weave ain’t cheap. no sense in waste’n it on the pillow right? wrong! waste it on the damn pillow. I don’t wanna go to stroke ur hair and feel like i’m sleep’n next to a arabian man. aladdin. I figured I’d write this entry so y’all kno wat some of us “I wanna bang my mrs every night” niggas r think’n when u decide to “nigga please” us every night. some nights u better maintain ur sexy when u come to bed. or don’t be madd when u catch him inet love’n some chick that lives across the country. HA! gotta love 2010. “What’s up, world? I’m Sway, and this is my inexplicable head wrap.” -MTV VJ Sway

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8 Responses to “Marty McFly “dewbee doubee doo””

  1. Slim

    I love it! And… "Awe you wrote." I'm so proud. FYI, the head dewbee doesn't always mean "not tonight." However, we (us women) should keep it sexy for our man… Even if that means every strand of hair going in a different direction, simultaneously. ^_^

  2. MissNeek89

    Lmao! The silk scarf is a woman's way of saying, if you like my hair in some kind of order when you are seen with me, you might wanna stfu and let me wrap it. If men only knew what some of us go thru to get it straight, you might sympathize. Shit, you'd probably wrap it up for us. Lol

  3. Aaron

    Un- frisky LOLOL niceeeee……….

  4. Mani

    Lol this post had me dyin!! It’s so true but I don’t mind, I’ll sacrifice my hair majority of the time .. if it’s worth it lmao

  5. BJ Murray

    i agree…it's not cool going to bed wit Aunt Jemima

  6. Wrapper-Upper

    So when you sweat my shit out, are you gonna pay to have it redone?

  7. @drkwingduck

    lol I agree with her. Men just dont know what women have to go thru in order to look good! They need to just relax and have sex with a girl with her hair wrapped.

    blog link: http://darkwing-ducktales.blogspot.com/

  8. IamHALF

    if a head wrap makes your chick no longer sexy, you failed at picking a bad bitch.

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