go ahead. make a ASS of urself woman. sorry ladies. but I gotta serve u unreal, plastic body, fake barbies a hot one real quick. and ima try reaaaaal hard not to make this a rant. pause. haha. now I’m not bein a huge body lover, but I can appreciate a ooo so nice, apple shaped, bubble butt. whew. the kind that make u appreciate any object that is round? ya well things have changed. it’s bad enough we are struggle’n to figure out if those D cup breast are all natural. now when I sneak and grab ur butt in the grocery store there may be a chance that I could feel a pad? or a hard liquid substance? a cushion? maybe some tissue paper? i’m outraged. listen I’m not here to pass judgement nicki minaj. i get the whole “ooo well I paid for it, therefore it is MY ass/hair/eye color/fingernails/boobs” etc. but there has to be a line drawn. wats next? ppl gett’n face lifts to look like their favorite celeb? maybe i’m old-school where the realer the better. I just wanna kno that atleast a good portion of ur body is wat ur momma gave ya. natural beauty has lost it’s flare. the search for perfection has to end. either u have it or not. some adjustments r ok but u gotta kno even if u have a flat surf board ass there is some white dood out there wait’n to love u. (no racism). haha. beside every female butt looks ok in a thong. atleast I think…I leave u wit this nicki minaj. COOL it. all u females that r gett’n this procedure are old enough to kno that beauty is only skin deep. no matter how many times u try n make somethin perfect, ur mind will tell u, ur still not right. u can keep try’n to make urself perfect nicki minaj. but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. inner nicki. inner. it’s McFly bitch.

“Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin.
That, or a kick-ass red lipstick.” – Gwyneth Paltrow