Man Ur UGLY!.

Ya I said it. Sometimes it needs to be said. Put that ugly duckling in his/her place. I’m here to rant. excuse Mcfly for a second. Lemme loosen up my tie. slapaduck is alive. iight. U R UGLY! Yes u hater, but then again, of course ura hater. Because ur ugly! (man I’m on a roll). Did yall kno that 1 outta 2 ugly ppl r haters? I made that up but it has to be somethin around that. I can’t stand ugly ppl hang’n around us regular/hot/gorgeous ppl. (I fall into one of those adjectives.) Lemme give u some thoughts on how ugly beings have been kill’n ur chances of score’n that drunken hot dood/doodette. walk wit me. Maybe fact 1. behind every hot person there is a less hot friend. Understand they may not be ugly, but clearly they aren’t hotter then their “bestie”. (can’t believe I typed that). maybe fact 2. That less attractive friend is there mainly because he/she needs far less attention then the hotter person. u stay’n wit me right? lastly. maybe fact 3. Your best bet is to befriend that sideMUTT, because 9 times outta 10 if the ugly bird isn’t down…neither is the hot one. sad I kno. but this rant has no moral. besides the fact that if ur ugly, stay in ur lane per say. Allow those hot friends to buss it up wit their own kind. Remember there is someone ugly in this world for hater. Now u can say wat u want about this rant. Hell u could disagree. say “McFly, ur not so hot urself.” and I say to u….”must be that ugly friend I was rant’n about.” swoosh!